- snowbeard
- 07-12-2011, 02:06 PM
I finally understand why there are so many fellas that ask about discounts when inquiring about the fine ladies. It's the economy. Why just yesterday my friend said to me, "The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!"
- Guest121212
- 07-12-2011, 02:16 PM
I just had a knock on the door because I was laughing so damn hard they thought I was crying and there might be a problem . . . OMG that was funny!
Kisses,
- Jackie
Kisses,
- Jackie
- Guest083011
- 07-12-2011, 03:24 PM
And I thought it was 'cause we were cheap fooking bastards. 
- Guest090116-1
- 07-12-2011, 06:39 PM
I wish I could find this somewhere, but back when the shit was hitting the fan in 2008 and 2009, I saw a clip of Warren Buffet telling this joke. It went something like this. The fund manager comes home to his estate and tells his wife that she will have to learn to cook so they can let their chef go. Why, she asks.
It's because of the economy, he tells her. We have to cut back.
Well, she says, if you can become a better lover we can let the gardner go too.
It's because of the economy, he tells her. We have to cut back.
Well, she says, if you can become a better lover we can let the gardner go too.