Boobs and BBQ

I've got a female friend that is a provider on here and she told me tonight that the next time we get together, she's bringing BBQ ribs and sauce,,, and no, I do not share. How yall like that??

Yeah I'm special!

And yes, there will be pictures of the event. Top that.

That’s not very neighborly RL.

So you incorporate the food into the fun? I am all about a nice plate of bbq after or even before the fun but not during. I just hope you dont get your prostate massaged by accident when you roll over on a rib bone. Ouch that would hurt

I've got a female friend that is a provider on here and she told me tonight that the next time we get together, she's bringing BBQ ribs and sauce,,, and no, I do not share. How yall like that??

Yeah I'm special! Originally Posted by Road Lizard

That sounds kinky as all hell. She going to put a little sauce on your rib? Lip smacking good. Be some messy sheets for sure.
I tried to find BBQ in the escort acronym list, can't find it, must be Bare Back ??
Sorry, just ribbing you RL.
I'll stop now with the jokes...

No, no,no,no... BBQ means she going to put BBQ sauce on HER ribs and I get to lick it off!

Dammit now I'm hungry again...

Tickling her ribs.....
I could go for some of them & a cold beer.

RL, this thread wouldn't happen to be an invite, would it? We know you are pickn when you say you don't share. We ALL know your not that stingy of a feller. Perhaps, u r telln us it's ok for us to lick ribs as well? Sure would be nice of ya. And her too. Just let us know when and where. She might even like my lickin better than yours. I have my licker license.

Ummmm.... how do I put this politely? Hell NO you're not invited!!! I'm just here to brag about an upcoming event!

When she told me last night what she had in mind, my silly ass couldn't settle down, I think I even swore undying love for her at that moment. Or something like that... Either way, I'm getting covered in boobs and ribs!

*tarp for bed, check
*2 bibs, coming right up
*ribs from the shed, coming right up
*2 doggie coats, check
*mild barbecue sauce, coming right up

See ya on the 9th!

Can't believe u r being like this to us fellow hobbiest, RL. I'm filing a grievience with the whoremonger union and reporting you to the Poontang General, himself. Basscat, fine RL a couple of demerits for his actions.

I refuse to allow any more than one individual to be present at this shindig, other than the ribber and the rib-ee!
I cater individually to expressed desires and needs. THAT is what makes a legend lol!

Can't believe u r being like this to us fellow hobbiest, RL. I'm filing a grievience with the whoremonger union and reporting you to the Poontang General, himself. Basscat, fine RL a couple of demerits for his actions. Originally Posted by Guitar

Demerits my ass... I didnt know who said provider was but since she has revealed herself to be the goddess Kynsley Morgan demerits alone will not suffice. No RL will have to pay a much stiffer penalty. Not nearly as stiff a penalty as he will likely give our friend Kynsley but a penalty much greater than demerits nonetheless.

RL you better enjoy those fine tits covered in bbq sauce because its going to cost you dearly at the next FOOHF meeting.

You said "stiff"...

Lmfao! Gotta love my MS faves