Man charged in sexual assault of woman at Waco massage parlor

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Essay Contest:
Imagine this scenario happening with a naive massage customer at a Dallas AMP with the gender roles reversed.



Now write the Eccie review of that encounter.
Dude, read the internet. Nobody gets a handy at Massage Envy.

Do they? She was naked after all.

At Massage Envy they get naked?
He was the masseuse, She was naked because she was getting the massage. If I read the article correct.
He was the masseuse, She was naked because she was getting the massage. If I read the article correct. Originally Posted by RayRod
Yeah, he was the MT and she went for the massage. Obviously he walked in and 100% misread the room.
WOW! I had no idea.

Yup, toss that fucker away for a while.
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  • 12-30-2022, 02:16 PM
Yeah he dun goofed. You don’t pull that shit unless you look like Brad Pitt haha. Should’ve just stuck to massaging dudes. Once false move around a woman and you’re fucked!