You want some cheesy poofs, too?

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You want some cheesy poofs, too?
Monk Rasputin's Avatar
You want some cheesy poofs, too? Originally Posted by GneissGuy
Have one...



Monk
At first I'm thinking wtf is this guy trying to say? But Monk your pic answered that question.
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Hmmm.. i missed those when i was on the chip isle at HEB..
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And nothing will wash those cheese poofs down like a bottle of my favorite...



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  • 09-17-2011, 03:10 PM
And nothing will wash those cheese poofs down like a bottle of my favorite... Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin
You are getting royalties for their use of your name and likeness I trust... I saw an ad for this on the side of a truck when I was downtown yesterday meeting a mutual cute and sassy friend of ours and was curious if it was good.
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You are getting royalties for their use of your name and likeness I trust... I saw an ad for this on the side of a truck when I was downtown yesterday meeting a mutual cute and sassy friend of ours and was curious if it was good. Originally Posted by ztonk
“Cute?” “Sassy?” That can only mean one Adorable. Next time you see her, pat her on her popka for me.

I licensed the name “Rasputin,” and I was not very pleased when they added “Old” to the name. The royalties are really generous, so that softens the sting. “Cute and sassy” would never call me “old.” “Crazy,” maybe, but not “old.”

Be sure to try it. This Russian Imperial Stout is creamy, heavy, flavorful. It pours a black body and a 2 inch brown foaming head. The taste is dark and evokes black bread, roasted malts, spicy anise, bitter chocolate, coffee, dark fruit like raisins or plums or cherries. It’s meant to sipped.

Monk
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You want some cheesy poofs, too? Originally Posted by GneissGuy
"Hell yeah, I want some cheesy poofs!" Eric to Mom
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"Hell yeah, I want some cheesy poofs!" Eric to Mom Originally Posted by Munchmasterman
Finally! Someone with the right answer.

You can actually buy cheesy poofs now. Cheetos is labelling packages that way for a while at Wally World. Hell, yeah, you want some.
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You can actually buy cheesy poofs now. Cheetos is labelling packages that way for a while at Wally World. Originally Posted by GneissGuy
They have them at H.E.B., too.

Give me a Cheeto any day! These "poofs" even look like styrofoam when you bite into them. It's probably not by accident that the first three letters are P-O-O.

Monk
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They have them at H.E.B., too.

Give me a Cheeto any day! These "poofs" even look like styrofoam when you bite into them. It's probably not by accident that the first three letters are P-O-O.

Monk Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin
They are Cheetos. Only the packaging is different.
I would like to find Stepan Razin in the US. Remember buying bottles at the street kiosks and a pack of Camel smokes for less than 28 roubles, $1 USD total. :-)
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Be sure to try it. This Russian Imperial Stout is creamy, heavy, flavorful. It pours a black body and a 2 inch brown foaming head. The taste is dark and evokes black bread, roasted malts, spicy anise, bitter chocolate, coffee, dark fruit like raisins or plums or cherries. It’s meant to sipped.

Monk Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin
I had some with dinner today, here in Maine. It's 9% ethanol. About the time I finished it I managed to remember which President graduated from Bowdoin here in Brunswick: Millard Fillmore, and started laughing, a lot. It's righteous
Stout.
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Reminds me:

A guy wakes up in the morning and notices that he has an
orange dick. Disturbed at this, he immediately drives to
the doctor. The doctor takes a look at his dick and asks
him "What were you doing last night?"
The man replies "Well, I was up real late, eating cheese
puffs and watching pornos"