Worst Escort Name EVER!!!

Maybe someone should tell her what a stallion is.

http://buffalo.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ght-24/8174774

Too funny.

Maybe she is packing ...

Actually, she might not be totally misguided according to the Urban Dictionary (see, e.g., #5-7).

Hilarious! Stallion is a terrible name for an SP...looking at her ad her pic is less than desirable also

Maybe she has a HUGE BC O_o

lol...it is totally goofy but stallion can be applied to females as well. The good old English language and slang throwing us a curveball as usual.

Her sister used to go by Chlamydia

She have a best friend that went by Syphilis?

She probably is a stallion she looks like a man

Wild boars invade New York state; kill pets, chase people | Reuters

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A horse by any other name...

Oh wait.

Maybe she is packing ... Originally Posted by pyramider

I just assumed...

Maybe howitzer might have attracted more clients? Naw, I bet something like the movie "juanna man" might have been more approriate as well.

Maybe it means something different in ebonics? Just getting a few written words in a row is probably a challenge for that hoe!

I think it's generational. I'm a bit younger and definitely have heard women referred to as stallions, usually a reference to their ass. I saw this ad and didn't really think anything of it, but I can definitely see the manhood connotation. Come to think about it, I can't remember the last time I heard the world "stallion" in reference to a man. Sounds sort of gay. It's all too confusing, BUT, I've definitely seen far worse escort names.

In my book, any reference to an inanimate object is a bad escort name:

Ice
Rain
Firecracker

And these chicks always double down with that ridiculous "Call, 585-987-000 and ask for Firecracker". Then, invariably you call and feel like a complete ASS when some normal sounding person answers the phone:

Phone: Ring
Chick: Hello
You: *pause* uhhh, I'm calling about the ad???
Chick: Yeah, ok, who are you calling for?
You: gulp *pause* uhhh, firecracker??
Chick: Oh, ok, well, firecracker isn't available right now, but I got another girl
You: *pausing some more realizing that you wouldn't know firecracker from firestarter* Yeah, who might that be?
Chick: Rain
You: *silence*
Chick: Well, call back if you want to see Rain, oh and she's available for doubles with Ocean
You: *Click*