Better stay out of Strip Clubs -- they're DANGEROUS!

JamesBond's Avatar
A guy gets $650,000 for getting to see 2 pairs of tits instead of just 1. We should all be so lucky.
Peanut's Avatar
On the other side is he sees 2 wives and not 1...
JamesBond's Avatar
I guess after the divorce he only ends up with 1/4 after having to split it in half twice.
pyramider's Avatar
Less than 25% would be my guess. The attorney gets 30%. The divorce will be 50% of the original judgment.
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
interesting story, if the report of his injuries are accurate that would generally rate a hefty settlement. regardless of how it happened i'd be wanting some bucks if i had permanent issues with my eyesight. of course i myself have been momentarily blinded by getting a nipple in the eye but i shook it off LOL.
If I were him I think I would have wanted alot more for the price of my eye.