That being said, you may not want to trust anything posted with a date of March 31; the media are pretty sure (as am I) that this is an April Fool's joke:
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I cannot let today pass without a mention of perhaps one of the classic April Fool's Day jokes of all time, the BBC's Panorama broadcast about the Swiss spaghetti harvest:
And I'm thinking that this has leaped the list into first place as my favorite April Fool's joke of all time (number 9 on Mental Floss's list), because the reveal is just perfect:
9. A Pregnant PauseY'all enjoy your April Fool's Day, and don't get fooled!
Aquinas College economics professor Stephan Barrows did not like his students answering their cell phones during class, so he had a rule: If your phone rings, you must answer it on speakerphone. He should have had another rule: No prank calls. On April 1, 2014, students arranged to have a friend call a female student named Taylor Nefcy during class. As required, Nefcy put the call on speakerphone.
“Hi, this is Kevin from the Pregnancy Resource Center,” the voice on the other end said, as Nefcy’s friends switched on their hidden recorders. “Per your request, I am calling to inform you that the test results have come back positive. Congratulations!”
Professor Barrows, who had been smiling until then, suddenly became anxious and suggested that Nefcy might want to “shut that down.” But Nefcy let the call continue and Kevin explained that with the father “no longer in the picture,” the center would provide Nefcy with counseling and maternity services at no charge.
At this point, Barrows attempted to interrupt, and Nefcy politely told the caller, “Thank you, I’ll call back later.” Barrows then launched into a sober apology, but before he could get very far, Nefcy brushed him off: “That’s okay, I’ve been expecting this call,” she said, adding sweetly, “I already know what I’m going to name the baby. The first name will be April, and the middle name will be Fools.” Barrows lost it, along with the rest of the class, and the video promptly went viral
Cheers,
bcg