"Once you go wood, there's nothing so good" Clown/Puppet porn cam girl with dummy. Interesting article. Very different!

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Generally, I save topics such as this one for Another Realm, which is a forum that I just adore.

But Dallas needs a little something different to discuss, I think. Too many clients with Ferrari's are getting their feelings hurt, and too many people are being just too serious about all of this.

So we need some clown porn!

Or something like that.

I read a blog called cracked.com all of the time. It just makes me laugh plus they have little filtering with the topics they present. The demographic for the site probably doesn't include 50 something females but I like it a lot.

So yesterday, there is an article about a cam girl, who used to be a stripper, and now, she's a ventriloquist with a twist.

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171...uppets_p2.html

If a few of us ladies in Dallas could come up with something as creative, I think that the Dallas guys would love it!

So any ideas? Comments? I'm also including a few pictures.

Come on, ladies! Let's think of something as creative and see what we can do with it!

Guys ... would YOU watch this? (Added note: I would!)

Very pretty girl, too.
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I read the article... 0.0

LMAO, Elizabeth, you sure know how to shake things up! Thank you for the ... whatever the hell that was
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
I've seen some fairly wild sexual things. Heck, I search them out.

But this was really interesting. Have you ever FELT a glass dildo, Dharma? It's really a HARD feeling and so not like the comfort of feeling a cock.

I cannot imagine using a wood anything. Or a steely dan. LOL.

Thanks for the comment, though. I have a feeling that no one else is going to write anything.

Hope all is well in your world!

Sincerely,
Elisabeth
BigTex77's Avatar
I read the article as well. Very interesting. It sounds like she enjoys what she does and has lots of followers.

Thanks for sharing!

All that said, I am interested to see what you come up with in DFW.

BT77
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  • 07-07-2014, 04:30 PM
"There are some shocking things you learn about people when you give them total anonymity and permission to issue commands directly from Captain Bonerpants..."


"...it seemed like the most natural thing in the world for a murderous dummy to ejaculate fake blood."

Gawd I loved reading that!
I've seen some fairly wild sexual things. Heck, I search them out.

But this was really interesting. Have you ever FELT a glass dildo, Dharma? It's really a HARD feeling and so not like the comfort of feeling a cock. .....
Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers
Some things can be too hard. I've always said that if it weren't for men, I'd be completely gay and if I can't have the real thing, I don't want anything. To answer your question, yes I have. All I can say is ...yikes...glass....