A young gal walks into the CPA office to get her taxes done. The CPA says before we get started I'll need to ask you some questions. He gets her name, address etc and then asks what's her occupation.
She says she is an escort. The CPA is taken aback and says that won't work we need to re phrase that. Ok she says how about call girl instead.
No, says the CPA that's still won't work. We need something more acceptable.
The girl thinks for a minute and says I got it. I am an elite poultry farmer!
The CPA says what does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?
Well, said the girl, I raised a 1000 cocks last year and from What I hear agro income is tax free in our country!!!! Brilliant!