BONUS Word of the Week

The BONUS Word of the Week is . . .

Injure

Me and ffireman were playing poker, and when he beat me, he stood up and pointed his finger at me and said, " ha-ha, "INJURE" face!!!" . . . I cried.

Coachpaul

Word of the day *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?


WHY DID THE BLOND SLEEP WITH THE MEXICAN? BECAUSE HER TEACHER TOLD HER FOR EXTRA CREDIT SHE COULD DO AN ESSAY.

WHY DO MEXICANS ONLY TIE ONE SHOE? BECAUSE ON DA BOTTOM OF DA SHOE IT READS “ TAIWAN ”

Redneck Word of the Day

Obama ~ I bought a case of beer and drank it Obama self

Incest- Best kept in the family

I sent one of my Hispanic workers over to paint my "porch". He seem like he was gone a long time but he finally showed up at the office.

I said hey Juan that took a long time. His reply... "Geeez but dat wasn't a Porch it was a BMW. Day be much bigger!

Now that's funny I don't care who you are!