Now God Is About To Make Things Interesting

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Shit about to get real so stay out of the water. These muthafuckas gonna be mad and hungry so look out.

Alligator Sanctuary On Alert As Floodwaters Threaten To Unleash Hundreds Of Gators

Roughly 350 reptiles potentially could swim out of their enclosures if water keeps rising.


Workers at Gator Country in Beaumont have been busy patrolling the watery grounds of the 15-acre preserve as water from Hurricane Harvey’s rain inches closer to the top of fences that enclose the reptiles. As of Monday evening, none had gotten loose.



“We’re less than a foot from going over the fences. All of these are certified high fences, but look ― when it won’t quit, it won’t quit,” Gary Saurage, who founded the sanctuary in 2005, told local station KFDM during a tour on Monday.
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Sandbox material. Can't you at least try?
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Like black people really go into the water...

I forget which stand-up comedian said that.
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Like black people really go into the water... voluntarily.

I forget which stand-up comedian said that. Originally Posted by TryWeakly
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Like black people really go into the water... Originally Posted by TryWeakly

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Don't worry, Sissyboy....just keep your delicate self outa the water; help is on the way.