May you never have a date...

...that turns out as badly as this one:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,906051.story

(WARNING: not for the squeamish!)
Oh...that hurt just to read.
willro's Avatar
DAMN! That is some scary stuff. To make things even worse, she looked like a man in that mugshot. Unless you're into some serious MTE (the masochistic tyranny experience), that is not the date for you.
DallasRain's Avatar
ewwwwwwwwwwwww....ouccccccchhh hhhhhhhhh

{he should have done better research....poor guy learned his lesson}
bluffcityguy's Avatar
ewwwwwwwwwwwww....ouccccccchhh hhhhhhhhh

{he should have done better research....poor guy learned his lesson} Originally Posted by DallasRain
I read somewhere else (NY Post, website, I think, but don't make me swear to the truth of that) that he found this jewel on Backpage. If he's a typical Backpage customer, he probably can spell "research", maybe. Do it? Not so much.

Cheers,

bcg
willro's Avatar
I read somewhere else (NY Post, website, I think, but don't make me swear to the truth of that) that he found this jewel on Backpage. If he's a typical Backpage customer, he probably can spell "research", maybe. Do it? Not so much.

Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy
Yep, here's a link that confirms the source of this awesome date night:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2013/03/...at-mans-penis/

All this time I thought being robbed might be the worst thing that could happen from a BP experience. I was very wrong.