Can't we just cut a hole in your facemask?

The first time my wife is out of town in ten years and it's the fucking apocolypse. This is so typical.
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 03-25-2020, 06:41 PM
There's still plenty of options if you're willing to risk it, you'll save some $ too for being brave.
playerplano's Avatar
Both of you wear masks and work in some restraints and it sounds great to me lol.
ManSlut's Avatar
Hmm...New handle, first post, just curious, what was your previous handle?
mrredcat43's Avatar
Maybe invest in a pocket pussy until this blows over
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Mrwinter, misterwinter? Something line that. Couldn't remember. Or my password.
Massagejunkyie69's Avatar
LOL, what's the problem? If you get the Corona Virus, you can tell your wife "I don't know how I got it, it must have been some bastard at the grocery store or at the Pharmacy.

But if you get the Clap, is going to be tough to explain that one. Can't blame that one on some infected person at the grocery store.
Mental AtrraXXXion's Avatar
Your wife is traveling during this time?
playerplano's Avatar
Your wife is traveling during this time? Originally Posted by Mental AtrraXXXion
LOL some guys don’t like their wives so they sent them traveling !

Side note your avatar has ridiculous titties lol.
Sherry of DFW's Avatar
Choose any girl on eccie--private message her asking if she would like to meet with you--some will say yes....