Providers Think Men Are Pigs

I have heard providers say that all men are pigs . Well maybe it's true? I ran across something showing the primal instinct for the satisfaction of a good BBBJ ! This might prove its written in our DNA , and really not our fault !!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1pKF...e_gdata_player
Wonder if he skipped out on the donation
Poor Kermit, thought trying match.com was a good idea.
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  • monev
  • 06-03-2012, 09:30 PM
Poor Kermit, thought try match.com was a good idea. Originally Posted by homer13
And he thought miss piggy was ruff
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  • Toyz
  • 06-03-2012, 09:38 PM
Why is being a pig a bad thing?

Scroll down to Pig Sex...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pig
Why is being a pig a bad thing?

Scroll down to Pig Sex...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pig Originally Posted by Toyz
I want an orgasm where my brain and gut explodes !
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Thousand and thousand of years ago our that would have been the norm... We have now evolved to fuc$king flesh-lights and other gadgets... Thousand of years from now when our brains have tripled the size, the'll look back on us and laugh and write witty comments on virtual eccie.
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  • Toyz
  • 06-03-2012, 09:54 PM
I want an orgasm where my brain and gut explodes ! Originally Posted by rockerrick
I want a 30 minute orgasym! I think the longest I've managed is 30 seconds with eruption, tremors & aftershocks...
Dude that was just a seizure !
Thousand and thousand of years ago our that would have been the norm... We have now evolved to fuc$king flesh-lights and other gadgets... Thousand of years from now when our brains have tripled the size, the'll look back on us and laugh and write witty comments on virtual eccie. Originally Posted by HELL YES 76
I couldnt help thinking pocket pussy when I saw it !
threAD!
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  • Toyz
  • 06-03-2012, 09:59 PM
Dude that was just a seizure ! Originally Posted by rockerrick
Well fuck...that does explain the slobber...
threAD! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin
Nobody selling anything on this thread but you EJL ! And maybe that frog .
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I know guys who've fcuk prison mattresses, raw meat, masterbated during heavy mortar attacks and other nasty shiznit! Not me, I like kiss and use my pillow...
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hmmm.....guess during a session, that'd make us a pig in a blanket!