I need some new jokes ...

Needing - some new jokes or funny stories .... i was sick last week.. and at home .. and spending time doing boring things ...... so I need some new laughs ..... New funny stories.....what's something funny that happened to you recently? .... my funny joke for the day ... came from eccie ... someone thought I was Le... Oh that cracks me up!!!! Lmao .... if you only knew how naughty I am ... So damn- naughty !!!! That's pretty funny !!!!
.... HA HA HA ... i have to watch out for them daily....maybe even more than you do ....!!!! Ha ha ha ... Naughty but silly today .... lol .