Review: klovve. aint feeling the lovve

Date: 7/20/12
Provider: klovve
Phone: she gave me her personal iphone number but I'll be a gentlemen and delete it
Email Address: -
URL / Website: http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=39386
City: killeen
State: Texas
Address: HEB parking lot
Appointment Type: Other
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: No
Activities: People watching, smokin, listening to the radio
Session Length: entire wasted evening
Fee: no charge!
Hair Length and Color: Bald as far as I know
Age: 2x
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Transparent. I saw right thru her.
Recommendation: No

bro, im sure you know this will be moved to coed since no session took place.
but thats cool cuz i would really like to hear her response to this as well as from the other gents who booked and "supposedly" cancalled

Ranch can move it if he needs to. I posted the review and wanted it tag to her. Its a review of my wasted evening.
Its my hobby and can cry if I want to, cry if I want to

Moved to proper forum. It will still be tagged to her though since you posted it in reviews. Sorry for your luck, or should I say no luck. Ranch

You would cry too if it happened to you. Lol.
I hear you Buck.

That was fast

hes very sneaky!

Hey, even the ladies can comment on it here. Ranch

I look forward to hear what everyone has to say. Even the provider.

You would cry too if it happened to you. Originally Posted by randomguy2010

Nice song reference though I haven't heard it since I was growing up. And sorry for your luck Buck, but good call in making a review and having it tagged to her.

The sad part of all of this is that I have seen her twice before...I think she met a hott bartender (chick) and got distracted at one of our local eateries....

DOUBLES!!!!!
Dang it Sparta, you distracted me from my anger.

Now I am not sure which of these I want to respond to first....the pseudo review or the thread where Buckie so eloquently calls me a bitch. I never comment on such mud-slinging, name-calling diatribe because there is never a positive solution that emerges from the trash. It is always he-said, she-said bullshit; I am a lover, not a fighter and I don't fight dirty. So, that being said...allow me to respond:

I can only assume that Buckie was in such an out-of-control vehement rage when he posted the threads in CoEd regarding my stint in Killeen on Friday. Had he been in a more sound state of mind, I would imagine him confronting me before flying off the handle. My take on the situation is much different. Also, this experience only further affirmed my apprehension to "touring". I have absolutely no desire to shack up in some hotel room all day and wait for the phone to ring. I prefer to travel light and have fun on my terms. If both parties aren't enjoying themselves, what is the point - right?

No Buckie, I did not have a room booked. And for that I am glad, as I would have just wiped my rear with a Benjie. I did ask if you wanted me to set something up - which you countered with an offer to buy me a drink. I also then learned that you wanted a shorter encounter - I had been under the impression that it would have been longer. So this is what I was looking at: book a room, spend 120 (sorry, I don't shack up in hotel no-tels. I would never put myself, or my date, in a questionable or compromising situation) engage in a shorter appointment, drive back to Austin at 1030/11. And, not to mention, I was severely turned off by the individuals that bailed on me. Is there a super secret rumor floating around about me in the men's space? I digress..

Now, there are a million ways this could have been handled. I will admit: I probably should have continued with the appointment. But, at what cost? I have said this before, and I will say it again - I am not a transactional lady. I am not the mechanical bull you drop quarters into for a ride. I like the hobby because I like the activities, the company, the taboo nature of the entire package from top to bottom. Does that make me an exception? No. Does that make me better, or worse, than other ladies that think differently? No. Does that give me "GPS"? No. This is just my reason for being here - just as everyone in this world has their own reason. I do not view this as a business, and I typically don't get along with individuals that treat me as a commodity. The lack of respect that is often shown to ladies, even here on this board, blows my mind. The power of the consumer mentality is toxic, and breeds such a negativity toward women. (Before anyone jumps down my throat for generalizing, not all individuals think this way. I am not saying you do, Buckie, I am simply stating a broad fact).

I have read NCNS threads (which, by the way, this was NOT a NCNS. There was constant communication between the date and I) and I often agree with the gentlemen. But I think a cancellation is an entirely different bag of worms. We are talking about intimacy here; we are talking about an act of passion. It isn't some box of peaches you are buying from a truck off of 620. I am a woman. I am educated, I am smart, I don't do drugs and I genuinely care about the people I have met in this sub-culture. I respect their need for discretion and I don't think of them as "ATM's". I don't "punch-in" and hawk-eye the clock - I give more of myself, and of my time, than a lot of other people I know. And it is shocking how easily those things are forgotten when someone feels they have been wronged.

I am a lady, not a "bitch", and certainly not a commodity.

I did fly into a rage and I have voiced my opinion. I will apologize for the name calling.
Bottom line is you left me sitting in my truck without as much as telling me your situation. Just a few vague text and then nothing. For the third time.
You don't know me from Adam but I will say this. This hobby, for me, is about mutual respect and pleasure. I am a gentlemen BCD and half my fun is making sure the lady is engulfed in her own passionate screaming orgasmic romp. If not, it shows and I am no longer enjoying myself.
Your disrespect for my time show your true colors. This really is a business transaction but like my golf game, if I don't replace my divots, the next guy is the one that suffers and my ROI is nil.
I'm not interested in intellectual banter on this issue so I'll leave it here while showing my true colors.
I am a man. I am educated, I am smart, I don't do drugs and I genuinely care about the people I have met in this sub-culture.
And one more thing... PFFFFT

Is there a super secret rumor floating around about me in the men's space? Originally Posted by klovve

yes