Everyone luvs a HUMOROUS story.....don't they?...........What's yours?

A MEET N' GREET GONE WEIRD!

Ok...story time...

You will probably laugh your ass off. I know I did.

So I got to my meeting location a bit early. Parked and sitting there. Of course I had no idea who I was meeting. So sitting in my vehicle and then I see a car pull in. Backs in by the front door. He gets out of his car and not knowing if it was the guy I was meeting or what not....so, I stayed in my vehicle.

BUT THEN...... The guy started walking towards my vehicle. SO..........I ASSumed.......that it was the guy I was meeting for a "Meet N' Greet". So I hopped out and he started chatting with me, talking about how he liked my vehicle and I even asked him if he was the guy I was here to meet. He must not of heard me....as he was an older gentleman. Maybe early 70's, late 60's. So we are like talking for about 5 minutes or so about my wheels & tires etc.

Then we both started walking towards the front door. Get inside and sit at the bar next too him as he's still talking too me. Then all of a sudden he asks me what I do for a living. I'm like......I'm here to meet you. He said....no, you aren't here to meet me. I said...didn't you contact me to meet you here? He said, no I never contacted you.

As he is still waiting for my answer as to what I do for a living.

Then I'm like (in my head......OH FUCK!) lol

So, then I start looking outside by my vehicle and saw the actual guy, I was suppose to meet, walking around looking inside my Jeep. I'm like....OMG this is so embarrassing and I ran out and that's when I walked right into the guy at the front door.
eccieuser9500's Avatar
How did the guy you were supposed to meet know what kind of vehicle you drive?
Got any stories of the guys that lick your Bulls nasty homo cum out of your pussy after getting fucked in their asses?
It would be nice to know all of them and the providers they come into contact with?
October is that close?
TryWeakly's Avatar
Closer by the minute.
MarcellusWalluz's Avatar
How did the guy you were supposed to meet know what kind of vehicle you drive? Originally Posted by eccieuser9500
He remembered that she was rolling on 3-35's & a doughnut!
How did the guy you were supposed to meet know what kind of vehicle you drive? Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

Duh, I told him
RyanFromTER's Avatar
That almost could of been just as equally a horror story.
DoubleEagle's Avatar
He remembered that she was rolling on 3-35's & a doughnut! Originally Posted by MarcellusWalluz
LOL.
TryWeakly's Avatar
Did he bring a jack?
Did he bring a jack? Originally Posted by TryWeakly
12V compressor
TryWeakly's Avatar
12V compressor Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Will the cord reach?
Will the cord reach? Originally Posted by TryWeakly
I know this guy that went to meet a BIG girl .......he had cookies and CASH but that wasn't enough.....the big girl wanted more..........I cant tell the rest..........
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  • R.M.
  • 09-10-2017, 06:29 AM
That almost could of been just as equally a horror story. Originally Posted by RyanFromTER
That must be the part where he saw what she looked like.
DoubleEagle's Avatar
That must be the part where he saw what she looked like. Originally Posted by R.M.
ROTFLMAO:rof lmao:. I was thinking the same exact thing.
OP should have introduced the 2 guys to each other and then she could have posted another review for herself like she does.