Screening training for new Providers?

Dunno if you ladies already have something like this in Infoshare/Powder-Room

Nothing sucks worse than not getting compensated/getting the donation for the services.

Wait......, actually a lot more shit could be worse in this hobby of ours, but getting tricked out of a donation is a pretty bad feeling.

I was wondering if we could share stories of ways that guys may have tried to trick y'all in the past.

Anything from saying&phrasing things in a certain way.....

To excuses for breaking away and intentionally shorting the ladies (for their time of course)

Does this fall into the screening bucket or alert worthy thieves???
Since the new year is around the bend and I am retiring my move...here you go

After the deed is done and getting dressed I begin running around the room flailing my arms, thrusting the air, and screaming "good god, i have a powerful lust for red salmon" By this point most are dazed and confused at the display. I follow up with "is this your card?" from the deck I magically produce. After they examine the card they never picked and say no... BLAM!!! smoke pellet!
I scream "for my next impression; Jesse Owens" and I'm out only leaving a B@H shaped hole in the door and the "wrong" playing card as a keep sake.

60% of the time, it works every time....metal doors are a bitch

Lol, off to a great start

While reading that, I thought Robin Williams had been reincarnated.

Bored, I'm surprised it only works 60% of the time. Maybe if you didn't try it twice on the same lady.

I tried faking a heart attack once. I got the shit shocked out of me. Now I pay up front.

Lmao OBSG

Lol, stay on topic y'all, quit cracking jokes!!!