Where are all the middle class ladies and gents?

As a low class, bottom feeding, simple-minded, peasant commoner I like simple things. I like to not associate people using a "class" based system for starters.

But when it comes down to the hobby, my base intellectual capacity can only manage to look for a pretty gal who can take care of business.

During a session I can only come of with five things to do:

1. Meet
2. Laugh
3. Fuck
4. Pay
5. Depart

As I am so medicre that I have a job and a life, it's hard for me to make this "big ole heap of wants" come together and make a decision without someone at least 4.5 classes above me to give me guidance. Could someone please point this ignorant, incompetent, misinformed, barbarian in the right direction?

Thanks!

Sure! I can help. =D

First, I think you're mocking my thread, which was in turn mocking another thread...which makes this...strange. Second, we all have a job and a life. There's no reason that having a job and a life (as you insinuate) demean your ability to have a "big ole heap of wants." People are in different places in life, which doesn't mean that blue collar and white collar folks want or desire different things.

I think that the word you're ultimately looking for is...."standards!"

There is absolutely nothing wrong with having standards. It doesn't cost you money to go to pornhub and sort yourself out, or to sort yourself out with your wife. You hire an escort because she can provide something unique, exotic - something you can't get in your own bedroom (or living room, or dining room table) or an experience that you can't replicate yourself or with a fleshlight.

On the flip side....it's entirely plausible that your nescient thread is tongue-in-cheek,and rather than a serious question, this is an obtusely narrow-minded inquiry. If that's the case, re-read this when you're sober, or hire someone who doesn't have to look up any of these words in a dictionary to translate this to you in layman's terms.

I find great humor is both of your threads.... The mockery is definitely evident. This forum is actually called: Diamonds and Tuxedos. Middle class gents and ladies probably could care less about perfection and the finer things and life. Bring on the champagne and CL shoes!

DarkyKong, you obviously would appreciate and greatly enjoy the benefits of upscale pleasuring or you would not be posting here. You need to let super hottttt upscale gals like Alexiareign fully indoctrinate in what incredibly hotttt upscale pleasuring is all about and you will never ever look back!!!

DarkyKong, you obviously would appreciate and greatly enjoy the benefits of upscale pleasuring or you would not be posting here. You need to let super hottttt upscale gals like Alexiareign fully indoctrinate in what incredibly hotttt upscale pleasuring is all about and you will never ever look back!!! Originally Posted by whitechocolate

You are absolutely right WC. Although I gave her a semi-hard time, I actually find Alexia to be quite refreshing and likable. She has proven to keep her cool and remain poised and positive although she got slack from various posters. She was graceful, yet still managed to stick to her scruples without subjecting her viewpoint to the thoughts and opinions of others. Maybe a foreshadow of that "value" which has been the hot topic lately. She seems like a really great gal and I wish her all the best! 😊

Oddly enough my more pricier rendezvous were with ladies who don't really post on ECCIE at all. Most of them don't even want reviews which I respect to the utmost. But hey, this is a new day!

This forum is actually called: Diamonds and Tuxedos. Middle class gents and ladies probably could care less ... Originally Posted by Alexiareign

Well played madame. Well played.

DK, Alexia is truly a woman and LOVER for "all seasons". She is very bright, very cool and a truly exceptional courtesan who needs no ads or reviews and caters to ALL GENTLEMEN who truly appreciate ELITE LOVING. Try her and you will see what upscale pleasuring and DIAMONDS AND TUXEDOS is all about!!!

I grew up on a farm. I'm not middle class, low class or high class. Im in a class all my own! For me its about chemistry & mutual satisfaction.

I grew up on a farm. I'm not middle class, low class or high class. Im in a class all my own! For me its about chemistry & mutual satisfaction. Originally Posted by HelenaIriepalomino

Thank you Helena!
I thought we left this attitude of who is more "classy" than others back in the 50's. Seems we just have to find some way to justify why "I'm better than you". Two people who can enjoy each others company, that is a classy thing in todays world.

Have you not heard? According to the Government of the United States there is no middle class - we are either the elitist rich or the down trodden poor. pick bitch PICK!

I feel I can be anyone or anything you want me to be during a session.....that's what you are paying me for....and I try to keep my rates at a level all "classes" can enjoy....

Babykins, I second you on that. XO

*Raises hand* I am a born & raised Southern girl. Well traveled yes but never stuck up.

It's lovely to meet you!

A thread mocking a thread, that was mocking another thread... how meta. Either way, it is completely possible to be cultured, well-read, and have refined taste without being snooty and condescending. In my opinion, elitism is quite a turn off.

Interesting reading this July 4th early morning!

Wishing for y'all a very happy Independence Day!

Come see us in San Antonio some time.