If I don't make it out alive....

...I've enjoyed my time with ECCIE (and ASPD), but tomorrow I have a double scheduled with Mariah Perez and Stormy. I've already asked them to find the number for 911 and have it ready. This could be epic and may just kill me - but what a way to go.

If anyone has specific advise to help me survive these 2 hot babes, please pass it to me ASAP. I want to live to do it again......

Thanks for calling me to let me know you put me in your will.

I'm pretty sure the number for 911 is 911. I could be wrong.

I have 911 on speed dial, but I can't remember which speed dial button it is.

Be sure to ask them to drag your carcass to the parking lot. It's cleaner that way.

Stop, drop, and roll...

monkmonk says knock back a kfc double down combo and go wear em out

Fuck 911

Good luck... They are both sexy as hell ive always wanted to be sandwiched in between those two myself!!!

I'm sure we will all be waiting to hear all the details

My advice surround the room with large mirrors and sit back an enjoy the show. Nothing is more beautiful than two hot women going at it for your viewing pleasure. A sight to be savored...

Remember: American ends with "I Can". USA! USA! USA!