What does a Stripper do with her ass before she goes to work?
Drops him off at band practice.
- Guest060812
- 02-07-2010, 10:42 PM
- Trespasser
- 02-07-2010, 11:10 PM
Amen!
- TexTushHog
- 02-08-2010, 03:21 AM
Reminds me of an old drummer joke:
One stripper asks another at work, "Did you wash you asshole before you came to work today?"
"No, I dropped him off at the music store. He had to buy new drum sticks and then he was going to a rehearsal."
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay for the pizza!
How do you get a drummer out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
What's the difference between a drummer and an extra large pizza?
An extra large pizza can actually feed a family of four?
One stripper asks another at work, "Did you wash you asshole before you came to work today?"
"No, I dropped him off at the music store. He had to buy new drum sticks and then he was going to a rehearsal."
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay for the pizza!
How do you get a drummer out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
What's the difference between a drummer and an extra large pizza?
An extra large pizza can actually feed a family of four?