Well, I told you when I left that I was kind of flighty, and while retirement is great and all, good gawd am I bored. -_- The real world just lacks so much excitement compared to this. So I figured, what the hell? I'll pop in, say hi to some old friends, and see if I can't find a happy medium between retirement and the crazy playground.
I'd like to just kind of get a break from the monotony once in a while, like maybe a tryst or two a week? I'm trying to figure out the best way to accomplish that with as few hurt feelings as possible. Obviously my old favorites will be front of the line (ha! line! psssh!), but I mean, do I raise my rates to kind of dissuade too many requests that I have to turn down? How do I go about being this low volume without pissing off the masses for unavailability? Is all of this coming across as just incredibly arrogant? :P
Anyways, I really missed some of you, ladies and gents alike. I took a quick peek through the forums and I see you're all misbehaving with reckless abandon. Tsk tsk. Glad to see things haven't changed. :P Hugs and kisses all around! Now go ahead and have your "hookers never retire" guffaw. I know some of you are just dying to throw an I-knew-it into the party. :P