I've been seeing this girls ads for a few days. http://batonrouge.backpage.com/Femal...ket-22/7082935
Hey Fellas, If You Would Like To Know Anything Or You Have A Question, Then Feel Free To Call Me!!!!
***LAST DAY IN TOWN***
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, TREAT YOURSELF DONT CHEAT YOURSELF!!!
SO WHY WAIT!!!
CaLl Me NoW!!!!
***NO PIMPS***
SAMANTHA 760*397*3731
ALSO 2 GIRL SHOWS!!!
NO PRIVATE CALLS
NO TEXT MESSAGES
NO FOWL LANGUAGE
I have no interest in calling her, but after reading her ad, I just want to call her up and say:
"I really just want to talk to you about, chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys, pheasants, pigeons, and peacocks..."
- eholiday
- 11-10-2012, 02:15 PM
- ilovedatass
- 11-10-2012, 02:23 PM
Don't Quack her ad
- australian_hell_yun
- 11-10-2012, 02:29 PM
Damn. I can have fun with this one.
- Arverni
- 11-10-2012, 03:16 PM
She won't see PIMPS?
- eholiday
- 11-10-2012, 03:33 PM
- kindafun
- 11-10-2012, 08:15 PM
I like the ones with the ad photos that feature the motel room toilet! Always turns me on to see their shitter in the self taken phone pics!
- holmes50
- 11-11-2012, 07:13 AM
I like the ones with "great reviews" only to do a search to find 4 out of 5 recommendations are a no.
- Brmike1963
- 11-11-2012, 10:18 AM
So do you think the "No Pimps " request works? I always picture some pimp looking down at his iphone saying to himself,
"Damn, I was gonna hit that. But she has a no pimp policy ".
When a client calls, does she say " Are you LE? Are you a Pimp?", and if she does ask that does the pimp or cop respond " Ahhh, You got me",
"Damn, I was gonna hit that. But she has a no pimp policy ".
When a client calls, does she say " Are you LE? Are you a Pimp?", and if she does ask that does the pimp or cop respond " Ahhh, You got me",
- eholiday
- 11-11-2012, 10:26 AM
So do you think the "No Pimps " request works? I always picture some pimp looking down at his iphone saying to himself,
"Damn, I was gonna hit that. But she has a no pimp policy ".
When a client calls, does she say " Are you LE? Are you a Pimp?", and if she does ask that does the pimp or cop respond " Ahhh, You got me", Originally Posted by Brmike1963
I just read your post and in my head it was in in Peter's voice... My brain even threw in his little chuckle at the end...
- Airfish
- 11-11-2012, 02:00 PM
One of my latest favorites is this one...
http://neworleans.backpage.com/Thera...assage/7075672
She always has a lot of "no this" and "no that" but her recent one is a real killer... "No public toilets." I would have to stop at McDonalds to take a leak before I went to see her (if I was foolish enough to do that) as the drive is too far for me to make it without a pit stop!
http://neworleans.backpage.com/Thera...assage/7075672
She always has a lot of "no this" and "no that" but her recent one is a real killer... "No public toilets." I would have to stop at McDonalds to take a leak before I went to see her (if I was foolish enough to do that) as the drive is too far for me to make it without a pit stop!