" 'Trump man' defecates on neighbors lawn because they’re Democrats." Originally Posted by VitaMan
What's wrong with taking a shit on your neighbor's lawn? I've been doing it for years, ever since his dogs started shitting on mine. Originally Posted by TinyI had a jerk down the block that would walk his small rat of a dog (had the little dog syndrome) off leash and it would constantly shit in my lawn. Soooooo, one evening... I took some of my furbabies poo (wore a latex glove, had it in a small paper bag) and quickly smeared it under his truck handle on the driver's side.
I had a jerk down the block that would walk his small rat of a dog (had the little dog syndrome) off leash and it would constantly shit in my lawn. Soooooo, one evening... I took some of my furbabies poo (wore a latex glove, had it in a small paper bag) and quickly smeared it under his truck handle on the driver's side.Great minds think alike!
Needless to say, he never came my way anymore and I still walk my furbabies right down the street in front of his home. Driving his little rat crazy in the window every time we pass by Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO
LOL. There was this young lady in a wheel chair who may have been a paraplegic, or something, but she would walk her dog in her wheel chair and it would shit these huge fucking loads all over the sidewalk, and of course she would just leave it there.She gets a pass in my book. The fact that she's walking her furbaby in a wheelchair (and people with the ability to walk are too lazy to walk their dogs) excuses the biodegradable poo left behind. BUT, I feel your pain
I know she's handicap but god damn. I still got pissed lol. Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDong
Now Tiny: Don't forget those sexy, panty dropping, clit throbbing goggles... Hopefully WD didn't get anything in his eyes Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXOYes Alyssa, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Nothing turns a woman on more than a man with an N95 mask, aviator goggles, Bermuda shorts, sleeveless T-shirt and a holstered sidearm. It's the way today's male can telegraph that he'll keep you safe and protected.
She gets a pass in my book. The fact that she's walking her furbaby in a wheelchair (and people with the ability to walk are too lazy to walk their dogs) excuses the biodegradable poo left behind. BUT, I feel your pain Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXOYou didn't have to walk down a side walk covered in huge loads of dog shit LOL. The god damn dog would shit human sized loafs.