Palace Inn Motels Offer "Luxury" Rooms at Budget Prices, whether you are looking for Hotel deals for Corporate or LeisureTravel, or a quick place to bang a skank, you will find a convenient location in Houston Texas to suit your pocket. Palace Inn hotels are Leaders in quality hospitality, with resident hookers on call whenever you need them.We offer rooms with Comfortable beds, and cum-stained sheets, to give you restful nights. Rooms are equipped with Free Continental breakfast (but no one stays overnight in our hotels),Cable TV many with HBO and porn, Microwave Oven, Micro fridge,Hairdryer,Coffee Maker,Iron and ironing Board, black lights, mirrors on ceilings, and painted sky motifs on ceilings.
Looking to get away for a Romantic Weekend, or Hour, with your "Partner"?
Try our Spacious and well equipped Jacuzzi Rooms, with complimentary floating splooge.
For your Safety and Peace of Mind, and so the City doesn't harass us about the hookers, Palace Inn requires all guests to show photo I.D. when Checking in. Visitors of guests must check in at the front desk before proceeding to the room, but if you're visiting a hooker, Hajib will wave you past no problem.
Don't forget about our 40 minute phone call reminder service!