Toyz "Make a Story"

OK kids, tonights game is called "Make a Hooker Story"...I want everyone to play along both Consumers & Entrepenuers...

I'll provide the sentence & several options for the topic...you merely chose the one to make your story!

Its easy...take a shot...

Hey Baby, my "pick one" Mom, Cat, Fish, blind-in-one-eye deaf mute neighbor is in "pick one" Jail, Beiruit, Purgatory, a Coma and I have to get them out.

Can you "pick one" Loan, give, send, bring me $$$ today?

I promise to "pick one" pay you back, trade, say a prayer for your ignant ass when you die.

You know I am good on my word and would never "pick one" lie to you, fuck you over, dissapear without even a pussy hair left behind...

If you don't have any cash, could you loan me your "pick one" Tag, Rolex, Baum & Mercier for a week or so?

I'd really appreciate it baby, because you know you are my "pick one" only guy, #1 ATF, the dumbest john I can think of...

So thank you honey, and love ya bunches!!!!

Crickets on this one .

Hey Baby, my blind-in-one-eye deaf mute neighbor is in Jail and I have to get them out.

Can you bring me $$$ today?

I promise to say a prayer for your ignant ass when you die.

You know I am good on my word and would never dissapear without even a pussy hair left behind...

If you don't have any cash, could you loan me your Tag for a week or so?

I'd really appreciate it baby, because you know you are the dumbest john I can think of...

So thank you honey, and love ya bunches!!!

Yeah DH, thinking my humor is wasted on Eccie...its crickets or someone critiquing...will save my efforts for the other chat boards and let everyone get back to debating who has the newest STD here.

You can't win them all . For me I'm on a iPhone so it's too much typing for me to play along .
Just commented cause you usually get good responses . The last thing we need is to continue those discussions .

OK kids, tonights game is called "Make a Hooker Story"...I want everyone to play along both Consumers & Entrepenuers...

I'll provide the sentence & several options for the topic...you merely chose the one to make your story!

Its easy...take a shot...

Hey Baby, my "pick one" Mom, Cat, Fish, blind-in-one-eye deaf mute neighbor is in "pick one" Jail, Beiruit, Purgatory, a Coma and I have to get them out.

Can you "pick one" Loan, give, send, bring me $$$ today?

I promise to "pick one" pay you back, trade, say a prayer for your ignant ass when you die.

You know I am good on my word and would never "pick one" lie to you, fuck you over, dissapear without even a pussy hair left behind...

If you don't have any cash, could you loan me your "pick one" Tag, Rolex, Baum & Mercier for a week or so?

I'd really appreciate it baby, because you know you are my "pick one" only guy, #1 ATF, the dumbest john I can think of...

So thank you honey, and love ya bunches!!!!

Originally Posted by Toyz

Crickets on this one . Originally Posted by DIE HARD

Do keep in mind that it had only been 8 hrs or so since the thread was posted and the cricket comment.

Many might be married, living with an SO, actually sleeping, or working.

I guess time will tell...

Besides, people love the drama. As much grief as I get or other "drama" posters, the thread counts speak volumes. I am happy to oblige that when I can since my time here is short

sixx

Yeah DH, thinking my humor is wasted on Eccie...its crickets or someone critiquing...will save my efforts for the other chat boards and let everyone get back to debating who has the newest STD here. Originally Posted by Toyz

I wouldn't say wasted you usually get pretty decent responses. I just don't see much interest yet in this one. I will say you seem to try and inject humor in every post warranted or not.

I tried, but it was too hard to edit the post with all of the colors.
My eyes and brain couldn't handle it all.
I'll try again after I have some coffee.

Hey Baby, my ebony BBW wig wearing neighbor is in Jail and I have to get her out.

Can you bring me $$$ and some Marlboro Lights today?

I promise to say thank you when you get here.

You know I am good on my word and would never roll you over and do you dy.

If you don't have any cash, could you loan me your Fake Tag for a week or so?

I'd really appreciate it baby, because you know you are the nicest stiff leg in Austin.

So thank you honey, and love ya bunches!!!

Copy, paste click, click.... hummmm that was easy!

Hey Baby,
My cat is in purgatory and I have to get it out . Can you give me $$$ today ? I promise to pay you back. You know I am good on my word , and would never , dissappear without even a pussy hair left behind . If you don't have any cash , could you loan me your Rolex for a week or so ? I'd really appreciate it baby , because you know you are the dumbest john I can think of ... So thank you honey , and love ya bunches !!!!


There you go Toyz I'll play nice !

I was going to pick cat and purgatory too. Then I gave up.....

I have a feeling this thread has a going in the direction of indirect shots at people and events that have taken place lately.

You tried Toyz. E for?......

"Effe Dthaaaht!......gota' hi tolerance, when your age don't exist..... like wooooh woooooh"


I like most people on this board; but if I'm going to be a true charmer, there have got to be a couple I strongly dislike......and there are!

iJs

I'm going to dance naked in my house all day.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

Toyz would never make light of very serious current events . I'm almost sure of that ?

Toyz would never make light of very serious current events . I'm almost sure of that ? Originally Posted by DIE HARD

Toyz? Nah neverrrrr.

But I have a special place in my heart for him. He really does try and I'm convinced he really means well. I am correct, right Toyz?

Is it poetry hour again?

Hey ya'all remote & road trippin' up in Dallas...appreciate all the activity & not ignoring anyone, just indisposed & on iPhone...