Ok it was just a general question. Kinda like some of the other threads for best ass or hottest provider. Did not realize it was gonna ruffle some peoples feathers. I apologize.
Originally Posted by Rain-on-me
Like Elisabeth, I'm not crazy about "best" threads generally but three things struck me about this thread.
First, it asks for the unknowable. Unless we are going to bring calibrated beakers and measuring tapes to our sessions with squirting ladies, there is no way to measure "volume" and "distance." Can you image the dialogue when you break out the beakers and tape measure? Here it goes:.
Provider: "Uh, honey, what's that stuff?'
Monger: "Oh, it's a calibrated beaker and measuring tape."
Provider: "Uh, why do you have those things?"
Monger: "Well, I want to nominate you for the best national squirter on ECCIE and we need to have objective proof that you are one of the best?
Provider: "Are you f*cking nuts? Get that crap and your sorry ass out of here, right now."
The second thing that for many sex seems to be a contest rather than an experience. I think porn does this to us, showing women and men with apparently super or abnormal capabilities and we think we need to emulate them in some way. Think about it for just one nanosecond. Does it matter how far a lady squirts or how much semen a guy ejaculates? II guess it's porn's version of Guinness but to normal people it's just a curiosity and nothing more.
Finally, why is this a national question? Okay, I guess that if you are a traveling, rambling man on a national prowl for squirters this thread may make some sense, but isn't the better approach to post in a local ISO thread and ask if there are any local squirters who are recommended.