Do I hobby because I'm a Cock? (Sex and the Chinese Zodiac signs?)

shlub's Avatar
  • shlub
  • 05-04-2012, 08:28 AM
I was wondering if anyone noticed a correlation between BCD proclivities and Chinese zodiac signs?


Do I hobby because I am a cock?

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The male Rooster is bold, ostentatious and supremely confident in the sack. You are a whirling ball of pure ego, however, and you always have priority in your own eyes. You are every adept at the arts of seduction, and usually have no trouble in finding suitable partners for your emotional outlets-you make yourself necessary and then completely satisfy the object of your affections, thus obtaining another in a long string of lovers.

You are not the monogamous sort. You justify your infidelities by blaming your many consorts for not paying enough attention to you in the first place, thus soothing your none-too-tender conscience. You will only truly pay attention to the truly exceptional specimens in the field.
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Hmmm...
pmdelites's Avatar
link to description of chinese horoscopes??
shlub's Avatar
  • shlub
  • 05-04-2012, 11:42 AM
Snake:

"Personality-wise, Snakes are not people who can be easily ignored. They possess a strong, charismatic presence and a charm which has been described by some astrologers as "bewitching" or "beguiling." With a penetrating eye and attention to the desires of their conquests, they're known as experts in the art of seduction. The Snake is a nice oversexed normal human being."
Boltfan's Avatar
I have Tiger Wood. I mean I am a Wood Tiger.
I may not be a Cock, but I am a Horse. I'll let the ladies decide which is better.
Big Daddy Moose's Avatar
I am a dog. Heard that too many times before
I'm a rabbit and like to ---- like one too