Workin the Corner

A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner.

After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "How did you do?".

She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50".

He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "All of them".

No, PLEASE, royamcr! When I was growing up it was "20.01" and the question was about the penney. When I first heard it, LMAO,KSOOMBC.

Inflation...

I got married and my wife put a foot locker in the bedroom. She
locked it, then puts the only key on a chain around her neck.

For the next 25 years I tried to figure out what's in there, but she always
changes the subject, and avoids the issue. Finally, on the night of our
twenty fifth wedding anniversary, I told her, "I've got to know what's in
the trunk!"

She took the key, unlocks the foot locker, and inside there's
two ears of corn and $25,000.

I asked "What's with the two ears of
corn?"

She says, "Well, umm, in the twenty-five years, every time I broke our
marriage vows, I put an ear of corn in the trunk."

I figured, "Twice in twenty-five years, not so bad..."
and asked "And what's the $25,000?"

She says, "Well, everytime I got a bushel, I sold it."

Thanks to both of you... I got two laughs out of one thread!