Anyone up for a strip-club visit and photoshoot?

A couple of caveats:

You have to be really HOT, but not be able to make money stripping.
You have to be visiting from a far away place (I know Austin is known world-wide as the stripper mecca of the WORLD!)

I don't know where we will be going, but I am sure someone will post an alert to let everyone know which club we visited!

I'm in, pick me up at 830

Will I be able to sell T-Shirts?

Will there be any dancers from Sweden?

Only if you promise to sneak something in my drink and then threaten and man-handle me like the big muscular brute that you are.

im down for the strip club.
but if were gonna do a photo shoot, i really need to bleach my asshole!

What if I have a 101 fever and live in my own imaginary word of Vikki land...Do I qualify?

P.s my asshole doesnot require bleaching....

I'm in, finally someone will recognize my true gifts

I saw a GROUPON for asshole bleaching last week...let me know if you need it & I'll forward it...

nope, got a bottle of clorox and some Q-tips!
no pain, no gain!

I'm in, finally someone will recognize my true gifts

Originally Posted by Qziz

Geezuussss!!!! I can always count on you guys to have me rollin. This is hilarious!!!

Geezuussss!!!! I can always count on you guys to have me rollin. This is hilarious!!! Originally Posted by SweetBabyBeth

Yeah, dead guys...fucking hilarious!!!

RIP, you sexy bitches!

If that Swedish bitch doesn't show up, maybe the one from the UK, Toronto, or even Cali might be there.

I love the foreigners. Especially when they're really from Dallas, and they're fucking psycho!!! That's shit really turns me on!!!

Will there be any dancers from Sweden? Originally Posted by Toyz

no Silly Sally,.... Romania

I can't keep up with all the foreigners coming through! WTF, how about just some sexy, hot, Texas girls?