Ah wuz inna total solar ee-clips oncest, back inna 90s. It just gits reel dark laik onna reel sooper cloudy day unner a big thundercloud a-fore it starts ta cum down laik a cow pissin' onna flat rock, but yew kin still see ta walk 'roundt okay. Been thar, dun thet. Ah ain't got no dee-sire ta take a road trip fer Round 2.
Well, it weren't much uva story. Now, almost runnin' inta folks 'bout a half dozen times thet wuz clueless ta thar surroundin's 'cos they wuz zoned-out a-lookin' at tha ee-clips thru thar l'il pinhole gadgets, now thet wuz a story, but prolly still not a cool one.
I'm going to be there with multiple back up plans in case of bad weather. Astronomers tell us there is no comparison between a 98% eclipse and a total eclipse.
Just ask Bonnie Tyler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo