Encounter: Danger, danger will robinson, danger!!! Beeep beep beep beep

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Date: 6/12/20
Name: hell if I know
Phone: +1 (850) 389-0885
Email Address:

https://escortindex.com/ad/pensacola...-0885/1/231168

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City: Pensacola
State: fl
[B]Address:/B] 60th ave
Appointment Type: hh
Activities: Shit mah pants, dove in and swam
Duration of Encounter: 60 seconds
Hair Length and Color: short dark
Age: 40ish
Smoking Status: fuck if I know
Ethnic Background: Whiteish trash
Physical Description: crazy eyes, Adam’s apple, and I’m sure a dick in there somewhere

Rest of the story: leaving this open as a PSA.

Banged this chick on navy back in March, bbbj, cowgirl, rev cowgirl, cim.

She hit me up a few weeks ago. Asked me to come see her. Wasn’t able to, but her address is close. Wasn’t the greatest so I just kept it in the Rolodex.

Well tonight, 4:15am. I hit her up cuz it’s close and easy. Directs me to her trailer on 60th ave. Knock on the door and get a pissed off husband with a 9mm handgun in my face. Was all super duper crazy as hell looking and acting. Chased me outside. Smacked my window with his pistol and I took off.

Proceeds to text me wanting details about me banging his wife. I’m starting to think getting started as a favorite in bitches phones may not be the best idea. Anyways talk to him a bit. Hopefully talked some sense into him. Not like she’s advertising she’s married, and not like it’s a dudes fault for getting it.

You take a girl out the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.

Recommendation: yes, providing you have a death wish, you just don’t give a flying fuck anymore, and you need to be reminded that you’re still alive and that this world was shitty enough before hand, but especially after covid really showing it’s true colors.

Wow. That’s a close call. The girl you saw back a few weeks ago is currently visiting the gray bar hotel since the end of May.

Holy Shit! Glad you’re okay.

Crazy... I'm about 95% sure her husband work for me a couple years back. He have a mustache and wear glasses?

OMG!!! I'm glad your safe. Jesus that is wild

You and EBC need to get you both some Level III Kevlars man.
She don't even look worth all that hassle

I travel a lot for work but I'm not going to lie, my favorite women on the planet are southern trailer trash girls. While your story is crazy, I have always known that getting gun in my face is a possible outcome when it comes to banging these women.

There is truth to TNA’s comment, but I will never forget having a gun pointed at me ... I am not a fan, I do have some good stories

What’s she locked up for? And no she wasn’t really worth it, but she’s close to the house and she hit me up a couple times after the first. I never went back, but heck it was 4am and low rates and she was messaging me.

I do think my talk after helped him out. At least maybe kept him from doing it to someone else.

And definitely not the first time with a gun in my face. Something definitely didn’t feel right about it. I’ve kinda been in a weird state of mind lately, don’t feel bullet proof, but more like that old REM song it’s the end of the world.

Who knows maybe just a midlife crisis since I turn 40 tomorrow. Who knows. Pretty sure I had my midlife crisis at about 24 or 25 though. So good news is only 8-10 more years of this shit.

my favorite women on the planet are southern trailer trash girls. Originally Posted by tna_porter

Some of the best pussy I have in my life I picked up from some trailer park cracker box trailer.

MagicMouth, Angel, Shontell.. Good lord those were some good times.

Thanks for letting us know man!