.....to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
My question today...has a similar answer. How long does it take for a thread to meander to boobies?
Somewhat unrelated but still not trivial: TheDr was the 6th comment on Alyssa's first eccie review. Go Doc.
And ......GO.........Miss........A lyssa.
(ps. taint can be discussed here, too.)