Paying for Hotels/Motels and Hiding my Tracks

So this is primarily a question for the ladies... I have a little honey I want to shack up with in a motel room but want to have zero chance of any bills showing up on a credit card statement or mailings coming to my home later. From what I have gleamed off the inter webs there are places that allow you to pay with cash and more specifically pay cash for the security deposit. Apparently once you check out someone will take a look at the room to make sure everything is in order so you can have your deposit refunded. But it also sounds as though most places require formal ID regardless of how you pay.

My question is whether this is only a practice for the real sketchy places or if the nicer more mainstream hotels allow it as well. There was a thread on this on the national eccie page and one guy indicated that he busted his wife because the hotel sent a thank you for staying with us note back to her off the address on her license that was photocopied. This suggests to me that you are safe only with the real shitty places. I imagine I'm not the only schmuck wrestling with this. Any helpful feedback would be appreciated. Any unhelpful feedback would be deserved.
Plastic Man's Avatar
whys not ...get smart an bring yer ...room with ya?

Tirolian's Avatar
Why not have the lady pay with a card and give her the cash
Buy a pre-paid debit card and have the girl register/check in.
The little lady isn't an escort and her using her own name and credit card and me repaying her isn't an option.
http://www.gatesmotel.com/

Pay hourly with cash. No ID asked for and/or required. Cops can't bother you unless they see money exchanged.
The little lady isn't an escort and her using her own name and credit card and me repaying her isn't an option. Originally Posted by Bushman69
Bush I have paid cash many times at a lot of Motels during the day around Rochester. Sometimes they would ask for a credit card for extras, but if there isn't any they don't run it. I have never had any trouble in the past ten years or so doing it. But I do have a hobby credit card just in case if that is all they take. It's a pre paid card. MB
Plastic Man's Avatar
The little lady isn't an escort and her using her own name and credit card and me repaying her isn't an option. Originally Posted by Bushman69
time fer a sit down chat with yer ...plastic man

...ok ya need ta strap on yer ...jimmie sack an tell yer ...wife ya be a man an yer turdcutter is ...hungry fer outside funnel an if shes gots an ...issue she knows where the door ...is

...ya told ...jesus ya were gonna be faithful buts ya ...lied to em so at least have the ...respect ta be truthful now

...but if ya still be ...lookin fer a place ta fuck why not the ...family bathroom at ...walmart wheres ya ...can lock ...the door

...zero cost an ya can buy some ...batteries on the way ...out
FlyboyNY's Avatar
Bush. I don't know how much time you have but a buddy of mine got a post office box in a town near where he lived, changed the address on one of his credit cards that was in his name and signed up for paperless statements. He uses that card and address when he checks in so if they do send something (they have not yet) it would come harmlessly to the PO Box.
If you can use your work address. I have a small side company that I have a couple credit cards for and am able to use them.
bustybabygirl's Avatar
That's a lot of effort just to be able to fuck a side piece in a hotel discretely.
Very few places allow cash. You may have try a tent at a camp ground somewhere, they accept cash i think.

There is also the business trip. I know a buddy whose wife caught him anyway.
That's a lot of effort just to be able to fuck a side piece in a hotel discretely. Originally Posted by bustybabygirl
Indeed it is.
Stick to the basics....
If I've said it once... I've said it a million times....
Hobby Mansion, Hobby Mansion, Hobby Mansion....

I guess that would make it three million times... but who's counting?????
Chica Chaser's Avatar
Get rid of the wife....problem solved.
Get,prepaid debit cards,
Register them online with a fake address, but remeber it.
Then you can use also online and to make a reservation.
Even a fake name.
bustybabygirl's Avatar
I don't how having a different address registered to a card is going to help. Most hotels require that you show your license.