Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
... Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 2
My Dad just sent this to me TFF!
And if you want more Government control do us all a favor and jump off a cliff!
They run the USPS so effectively too!
So what is next anal probes to find out if we have colon cancer before we board the plane!