men would you be an escort if you were a woman?

guys if you were ( use your imagination) a woman would you be a provider? the only caveat here is you would be the same age, body type and level of attractiveness you are now as man. so if you're young, hard bodied, buff and hot now, you be be the same level of attractiveness as a woman. would you be a professional escort or not? please elaborate in the comments. and this is a poll for men only. would you be a professional sex worker if you were a chick?

Interesting. . .

I'm an old, silver haired fat man. I live for the big O. I'd rather cum than eat. I love making her cum even more. For those reasons I probably wouldn't make a good provider. But YES, I would love to at least try to be a provider.

No way.

I am very proud of what I do and like telling people. If I was a hooker I imagine I would constantly lie to friends and family about what I do.

I'm gonna sound like an asshole but what's new. I think it's the easy way out to make a living. No education or skills really necessary to be a hooker. Men are extremely hardwired to want to reproduce. Its in our nature, we can't control it. Hookers take advantage of that and make a living off it. Its so bad that even the nastiest, ugliest women get laid with not much effort.

Oh, and I hope to pass down what I have started and make it more successful. Can't say that if I'm a hooker.

No offence just how it is.

Ok, I have to flip your question because I have never been bi or bi-curious and will never be. I recently read a study wherein men and women were asked about their greatest fear in regards to online dating, the #1 answer for men was that the woman would be fat, the #1 answer for women being that the man would be a serial killer.

Thus, I am picturing all prospective clients to be the size of NFL players, walking raging hormones who cannot get laid and incorporating all the issues that women bring up on this site.

Essentially, I am taking this image:


And replacing it with this image:


With that in mind, I answer no for the following reasons.

First, I am not a great looking guy. I'm in my early 30's and could stand to drop a few pounds. So the prospects of a woman, even the hypothetical raging hormone, wanting to pay me for sex is a little bit hard for me to imagine. The only, and I mean only, thing that a woman has commented on me as being pretty is my eyes. While I have a decent sized penis, the idea that pretty eyes and a nice penis equating to fiscal success in this industry is a little out there.

Second, my lacking in the looks department would mean that I would have to be an absolute freak in the sheets to get paid. While I have a high degree of kink, there is no way that I am urinating on someone or letting them go to town on my orifice with a strap on. Further, I have no idea how I would take a no review. Yes, I have ex's that would gladly give me a no review, but I have no idea how I would react to a review that states "he's so bad that he can't get a light switch off."

Third, I would have a hard time banging everything that walks through the door. If she is rocking a shag carpet and is bigger than the iceberg that sank the titanic, I ain't having it. If she has hairy legs, I am saying no way. Smells like cabbage and has an odd drool stain. . . I think you get the point.

Finally, I don't know how many times a client actually gets you off, but I would doubt that most of them do. I had a sex drive of a Ferrari when I was 20 and would have sex with any woman would was willing to endure 5 seconds of disappointment but, with age, I am a lot more picky. My last long term relationship was with a woman who had a higher sex drive than me and, while there were definitely some perks to that, there were times that I did not want sex but went with it because she wanted it. Yes, I have faked an orgasm and have thought to myself "I wish she would hurry up and get off" because I ain't O'ing. Sex is really fun, but sex without the possibility of an orgasm is not fun in my book.

After reading the book Paid For, I would say for sure No.

No way.

I am very proud of what I do and like telling people. If I was a hooker I imagine I would constantly lie to friends and family about what I do.

I'm gonna sound like an asshole but what's new. I think it's the easy way out to make a living. No education or skills really necessary to be a hooker. Men are extremely hardwired to want to reproduce. Its in our nature, we can't control it. Hookers take advantage of that and make a living off it. Its so bad that even the nastiest, ugliest women get laid with not much effort.

Oh, and I hope to pass down what I have started and make it more successful. Can't say that if I'm a hooker.

No offence just how it is. Originally Posted by Kickrocks

I have to disagree. I see great skill and knowledge among the providers I like most. They have exceptional TCB skills, they put their customers at ease, and are excellent communicators. They are great actors, the so called IOP.

They also have to be very fearful and diligent. They have to be wary not only of the bad guys, those that would harm them, but they also have to be wary of the so called good guys, those that are supposed to serve and protect. It's a nasty world out there, especially for them.

If we expect ECCIE to work, we have to be supportive of each other. Keep the criticism and sarcasm to yourself. Show some appreciation to these ladies. If it weren't for them some of you would never get laid...or blown.

My two cents
James

I have to disagree. I see great skill and knowledge among the providers I like most. They have exceptional TCB skills, they put their customers at ease, and are excellent communicators. They are great actors, the so called IOP.

They also have to be very fearful and diligent. They have to be wary not only of the bad guys, those that would harm them, but they also have to be wary of the so called good guys, those that are supposed to serve and protect. It's a nasty world out there, especially for them.

If we expect ECCIE to work, we have to be supportive of each other. Keep the criticism and sarcasm to yourself. Show some appreciation to these ladies. If it weren't for them some of you would never get laid...or blown.

My two cents
James Originally Posted by Smpslt7

Oldest profession for a reason. Don't fret, they aren't going anywhere.

guys if you were ( use your imagination) a woman would you be a provider? the only caveat here is you would be the same age, body type and level of attractiveness you are now as man. so if you're young, hard bodied, buff and hot now, you be be the same level of attractiveness as a woman. would you be a professional escort or not? please elaborate in the comments. and this is a poll for men only. would you be a professional sex worker if you were a chick? Originally Posted by sue_nami

Sure why not. I enjoy being with providers and the reverse is true from those I have spent time with. But I would do it part time rather than full time.

No way.

I am very proud of what I do and like telling people. If I was a hooker I imagine I would constantly lie to friends and family about what I do.

I'm gonna sound like an asshole but what's new. I think it's the easy way out to make a living. No education or skills really necessary to be a hooker. Men are extremely hardwired to want to reproduce. Its in our nature, we can't control it. Hookers take advantage of that and make a living off it. Its so bad that even the nastiest, ugliest women get laid with not much effort.

No offence just how it is. Originally Posted by Kickrocks

If you think "no education or skills really necessary" then you haven't met a really good escort. That requires Education, skills and much more. Speak a minimum off 3 (preferably 5) languages. Have a working knowledge of world politics, general business acumen, be able to be graceful and comfortable in mixed groups of professionals.. And if you truly think it's "an easy way out to make a living",
WELL, read the first line I wrote again. Anyone can fuck, but to be successful, it takes a lot.
AND..... you say "YOU'RE PROUD OF WHAT YOU DO"... and you would have to lie to friends and family.. SO WHAT DID your friends and family think of the 8 reviews you've posted? Not to mention the ones you fucked but didn't brag about it. Sure.. be proud AND JUDGEMENTAL. No offense , just how it is!

If you think "no education or skills really necessary" then you haven't met a really good escort. That requires Education, skills and much more. Speak a minimum off 3 (preferably 5) languages. Have a working knowledge of world politics, general business acumen, be able to be graceful and comfortable in mixed groups of professionals.. And if you truly think it's "an easy way out to make a living",
WELL, read the first line I wrote again. Anyone can fuck, but to be successful, it takes a lot.
AND..... you say "YOU'RE PROUD OF WHAT YOU DO"... and you would have to lie to friends and family.. SO WHAT DID your friends and family think of the 8 reviews you've posted? Not to mention the ones you fucked but didn't brag about it. Sure.. be proud AND JUDGEMENTAL. No offense , just how it is! Originally Posted by nuglet

Huh? I have no reviews.

Check yourself fool!

You need some self esteem man!

I know some women who are absolutely smoking that love males with some heft to them.

You need some self esteem man!

I know some women who are absolutely smoking that love males with some heft to them. Originally Posted by TexasJ

No heft here boss.

i don't think i would be an escort if i was a woman.

but i for sure would have tried the sugarbaby thing, especially while i was young and experimenting.

I wouldn't be a escort, but I would be a Lesbian