Date: Sunday Night
Provider: The Dallas Cowboys
Phone: If I only had it!!!!!
Email Address: jerry.jones@dallascowboys.com
URL / Website: http://www.dallascowboys.com/
City: Arlington
State: Texas
Address: Randol Mill & Legends way
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: teasing, ass fucking, upselling, emotional torture, some mind blowing voyeurism, MSOG, cock sucking.....the menu is endless!
Fee: Tickets + 40 for parking + 40 for the beverages to make it through such a long event.
Hair Length and Color: the full gamut
Age: 51
Smoking Status: Smokin just enough to keep you coming back for more!
Ethnic Background: white, black, irish, ...pretty much a rainbow.
Physical Description: Most of them are pretty fit, except that fat fucking amateur of a defensive coordinator.
The Rest of the Story: I was gonna just watch it on video, but circumstances changed and I was part of the 95,952 people in attendance for this orgy.
1) It took an hour to get through security and get into the stadium. The staff is undermanned, but at least they utilize profiling.
2) Upselling. The prices are outrageous. $6 for a soft drink, $8.50 for a beer, and $12 for a shot of patron. And no nudity! The strip clubs are a better deal than this! However, the amenities are nice and it does have the best TV in the world. Parking? Just face it.. You're getting fucked. how much fucking do you want before you even get out of the car? shit!
3) Tony Romo is a beautiful man capable of making some really great passes. The offense put up 34 points. That should be enough. It really should.
4) The defense blew and choked and gagged. They gave up 37 points. Really? They really showed their ass and it was not pretty.
5) The fat fucking amateur defensive coordinator, Rob Ryan.
He has some moves and a few tricks up his sleeve, but he is so predictable, especially late in the game. I KNOW THIS. But he still ass fucks all of us without a cover. Jerry, his pimp, needs to lose him. Every week it is the same thing. 4th quarter lead and he goes into "prevent mode". All that does is prevent you from winning fucking ball games. Every team in the league knows how to score in 8 plays against it. Why quit doing what was working for the first 3 quarters!!!!! Dipshit. Get a haircut, lose some weight, coach a college team. You are not a pro. It is not in your blood. Shut your yap, you loudmouth bitch. you ain't shit.
6) Getting fucked by a Zebra - The official with the number 19 chose to make some pathetic calls to help the Giants in timely situations to sway the game. And the timeout at the end to ice the kicker was late on purpose so they could do a repeat performance of last week. Absolutely a sickening moment. Watching his face, I could tell he was lying when he would explain some of the flags thrown and some of the flags that were "not penalties after all". Shit..... I bet your mom is in the hospital too!
7) Jason Garrett - is actually getting better. I have been screaming for the bootleg to be run on first down all season long once we are "in the red zone". Ya see? It fucking works!!!! But at the end of the game, he was a clock watcher and called the same old predictable plays. Felix right, Felix left, penalty on 3rd down, subsequently toss it laterally when the offensive line folds like a cheap suit, and expect someone to pick up 15 all on their own. He has got to quit being so predictable. every session is the same at the end as the last 4 coaches. I miss finishing on top, dammit!!!
8) The rest of the team. A nice mix of talent and beauty, but few workhorses and too many that don't put in the time to learn some discipline. Pros should not make the mistakes they do. They feel entitled to it when they should be grateful for the chance to earn it. Part of the blame falls back to the coaches. You treat them like prima donnas and they will play that way.
9) The cheerleaders - bait & switch. They should at least strip down to a thong to make something worthwhile out of going to Arlington. Their appearances are far too brief and they are isolated from the patrons.
10) Jerry Jones is a successful pimp. 95,952 people were in attendance. Sunday Night football is very popular and the TV deal is really good. For those who follow such things and care to know, he does have a brand he puts on the folks that work for him.
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In the end, my ass hurt, my ball cap was broken, I was throwing shit around in anger and the money I spent could have been spent getting blown in a strip club.
I am not going back!
Recommendation: NO!
Moved from Alerts. This is not an alert. - staff
But so true!! Good one
