Why Sentence Structure is Important

Business was terrible and not picking up.
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like crap."
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And never in a deeply personal moment consult w/ a grammar nazi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=JmXWHW-I32E

Sort of like going to a BBQ with alleged cannibals, and someone yells when the food is ready...""Time to eat, Grandpa!!" or was it "Time to eat Grandpa!!"
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Lmao
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I still try to not hit a bunch of deers with my moped ouch that hurt woulda
Your average panda eats shoots and leaves.........An armed, hungry, crazy panda goes to the restaurant, eats, shoots, and leaves!
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very funny joke!!
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Great joke!
funny!
Ha ha!
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Funny!!
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  • MC19
  • 08-25-2015, 07:55 AM
You did get a college degree. English is after all my second language.


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