CAPTION THIS: Fun in Mayberry

tia travels's Avatar
normalguy21's Avatar
Does this goat give milk ?

Does Barney fife only carry one Bullet ?
Barney says to Andy about the animal guest:

"Let's see if he'll eat Aunt Bea's pickles".

This of course refers to the well liked episode that has Aunt Bea making pickles for the county fair in huge quantities because she thinks Andy and Barney enjoy them so much. However they can barely stomach them because the pickles taste like kerosene. At least I think it was kerosene that was mentioned.
igloo1200's Avatar
This is my new girlfriend,guys she dont say much but puts out...and like it greek style.
chicagoboy's Avatar
Anything looks good to Otis at closing time.
tia travels's Avatar
"Barney, you're going to have to mount it from the BACK not from the side."
Don't even think about it Barney!!!
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Barney, I know I said we had to make budget cuts, but we can't replace the police cars with goats. No, not even if you put racing stripes on 'em
dtymh55's Avatar
Hey Barney if we sell it on Ebay ,I can buy you more than one round of ammo!
WalkerTx's Avatar
Andy, what'd ya say we take it up to Luther Johnson's place up in Mount Pilot...he has a cliff up there and I've got a neat trick to show you !
Andy...c'mon now barney not this again...

barney.....Abra Cadabra shalaka boom...make this goat a brunette hotty..naked up in my room...
Barney really f^$Yd up this time......trying to buy a new police dog for Mayberry online from a website he didn't know was connected to ISIS............
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RALPHEY BOY's Avatar
I just saw that Episode,, the goat actually mistakenly ate some explosives..was quite funny! ..but I will play along..


Andy: Barney I told you that Middle East Mail Order Bride website was a scam!
ADRENALINE JUNKIE's Avatar
Barney.. Those horns ain't for leading.. Don't do it Barney.. Don't do it..