The Recession hits everybody in the US ........
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
- Sweet N Little
- 02-15-2011, 10:30 PM
- PaulFinley
- 03-19-2011, 01:09 PM
When I didn't see any improvement I moved to Austin, Texas. It's not nearly so bad here.
- PaulFinley
- 05-04-2011, 02:29 PM
I'm still in Texas, but was just back from W. Palm. Things are improving there.
- Champagne Brown
- 05-05-2013, 07:39 AM
Dang so is FL doing bad? ITS GREAT in tx im thinking about moving up there next month.
- Fancyinheels
- 05-05-2013, 08:06 AM
The economy is so bad....
- Cherie
- 09-11-2019, 02:58 PM
Things have always been great here!!!!!!!!!