Extra toppings are a scam

Paying for "extra" toppings on pizza is a scam.

If you order a pizza with one topping you get the pizza covered in that topping.

Order two toppings and you get less of each topping because you get the same amount as if you only ordered one topping.

Order 3 toppings and you still only get about the same amount in total that you would have if you ordered one topping.

The extra money you pay doesn't match the amount that you get.

SCAM!

There is nothing extra about it. It is just different toppings, that is why I never pay more.

My just past midnight rant is over and I intended for this to be a facetious post.

Make your own from scratch. It isn't that hard to whip up a dough, and smother it with good stuff... see how far your money goes then.

Even if you don't make your own dough, there's a few types that come in a can and always ones that are pre-baked for sale too. I never buy pizza anymore!