Sooooo.

A 50 something skinny runner type body.
Tall, long legged in scrubs comes in for a massage.
HE HAS 3 shots of Johnny walker black he takes out of his pocket and while I'm heating the lotion he proceeds to ask if I mind if he parties before I could even turn around he has {not sure what I can say on here} but shit that he calls party favors all over the table .. I CALL IT A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN .. yes HELL YES I MIND ., not only does that affect your manhood it affects me in this room get it out.
HE SAYS ... the doors locked we are ok... and I took viagra the little blue pill so I am ok....
As he takes of his shirt I notice his scar on his chest and see the imprint of a pace maker OH HELL NO YOU AIN'T MIXING THOSE 3 IN MY ROOM MISTER... IM TRYING TO REASON WITH A PERSON IN PARTY MODE., and it is not working he then says ........ I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL FOR MY SPLIT SHIFT QUIT STALLING.???
No joke. Not kidding glad I never have to be under the care of that person SMH

I have seen alot of things in this biz. A man dressed up in a suit nice older man normal gets undressed and has on a woman's nighty and cotton pink toe nails his wife paints for him.
Most of what we see is just crazy and brings no danger to anyone else but man oh man after that one I went and had a bloody Mary and I called it a night

You handled that better than me.

If a client brings illegal things to my incall and they are forcibly getting the boot. Most likely with yelling involved and much colorful language.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Thanks for the post, Majihands.

Had a pm in my box yesterday, from a 61 yr. old guy who had 52 reviews.

His request was worded nicely, but I wasn't taking the bait. First of all, he indirectly asked for some sort of a reviewers rate. Not happening, my rate was low enough as is and I am not interested in being review 53. I read all his reviews and posts, I had no idea why he was contacting me because I didn't look nothing like what he goes for. I was really grateful I dodged that bullet, he was into some vile disgusting shit and there is no way in hell I want a black hearted soul like that darkening my doorstep. I was just glad I had a history to review before refusing the appointment.

Backpage for all it's uncertainty brings me some fine gentlemen friends who are just my type and they often become regulars. I hate the feeling I get when I have tried so hard to let someone know before they arrive that I am not into crazy ass shit. Most often than not, everyone is cool with it but every once in a while you get a sociopath who lies and challenges every boundary you put up. Luckily, you dust yourself off and keep track of the number to make sure it never happens again. And just then, mr. white knight perfect gentleman and surprise tipper shows up with hugs and takes all that negative energy away.

I worked in the medical field so I know there are alot of fucked up medical professionals, doctors and surgeons. Sorry that happened to you.
We see more than we want to see, but stick with it because of all the good that there is out there who still want to see us succeed because they appreciate us for who we are and are not.

I probably cannot even begin to imagine some of the stuff you Providers open your doors too?!? I get to at least read reviews, see pictures, and check out the lady of choice on Eccie, TER, and P411 ... hopefully all 3! I have a pretty good idea of what I am about to (hopefully) enjoy. However, from your side of the door, I bet you get some pretty good surprises. My heart goes out to you ladies!! Here's to SAFE Hobby in for each of you!!

I failed to mention the fact he wanted to cum on my black plethora make up bag and lick it off... YES EATING HIS OWN CUM OFF MY MAKE UP BAG.. lol you would not believe how many men wNt to be spoon fed there own cum.... I was just so flabbergasted about the going back to work on all of that I left out alot of stuff...