After a hearty meal, I relaxed in my easy chair and fell into a light sleep.
"Perry! Perry!! Wake up. It's PWY from Christmas Past.
Fuck all them fuckers. Don't tell 'em anything about the party.
I awoke in a start and realized I had had a nightmare. PWY was refusing to do a Christmas
Review and channel it through to me.
Our loss.
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And I quickly fell back into pleasant relaxation.
Perry... Perry....
This time the voice was more relaxed.
Perry... I can see your house from here....
and I realized at once that it was PWY, this time from Christmas Present....
Perry... let me tell you about this year’s GOBC Christmas Party... and you can tell those that were not able to attend...
The usual cast of suspects were there:
The 2 parts of the alphabet guy, Big Sarge (who knows more than he'd like us to think he does).
His tag team partner, the human tripod.
Fruit Juice guy who claims to have the secret to get girls to swallow.
A new and Most Interesting Man made his first appearance,
and last but not least, a famous translator.
Our chocolate loving south of the border friend was unable to attend, but there were no
treats available to him on this day anyways.
We all met at 24k for our first Christmas Bash of the year.
The bad part first.... no two for one beers because of the party. I can live with that and it was still under $20 for four beers.
The REALLY bad part -- Sometime after 5 pm, I ordered a round of three beers for those
who were ready, handed the waitress a sawbuck, and she said $21.75.
Holy freaking sheet. I asked "huh"???
And she said drink priced go up on Party days after 5pm.
Up?? They went straight to the stratosphere.....
Later, a civilian friend of mine (with an expense account) bought our table a round... so it was kind of like getting a free drink...
but really... $7.25 per beer?? At 5pm?? At a Buffalo strip Club?
I think I'll skip their parties in the future.....
I’ll go when the beers are cheaper.
Our table enjoyed some good all around cheer and banter... a little information sharing, no
real new finds, a report of a group favorite returning to the scene... and a smattering of board talk
mostly revolving around my present state of being banned for three months,
which of course pales in comparison to the alphabet guys Lifetime Ban.
And the girls.
Many lovelies to choose from. The irrepressible Fawn is always a club favorite.
And then a bevy of girls from Madams including the lovely blonde Alex and her slinky
brunette friend Stephanie.
And one of the highlights girl wise was "Creature Feature".
Words cannot describe that perfect padded ass...
And as the dj informed us:
Motorboatable from each side.....
It wasn't our best ever GOBC Event, but it was a solid if not spectacular outing with some good friends.
Now Perry, before I give you a glimpse into Christmas Future... the AC Christmas Party,
Wake up... and write this all down word for word while it is fresh in your mind....
And cross your fingers that I get the most wonderful Christmas Present ever this year...
a reduction to three Upset mods... so that you don't have to do all of the Christmas Party
reporting next year.
And with that I awoke with a smile on my face and pen in hand....
But now let me tell you, I believe, I believe!
For those who don't...........
