Recently started a post in the “Men’s Lounge” about GFE service. Several suggested edits or additions, which are added to this posting.
Here’s the subject: Some providers advertise GFE when they clearly are not GFE providers. Clients get pissed when they expect GFE service based on an advertisement, and then maybe a less than stellar review is written. Providers may get pissed off when a client demands certain activities even though the provider doesn’t do those things.
This is NOT a posting about when a client is a jerk. No one expects a provider to give a GFE session to an absolute jerk, or someone who hasn’t bathed, or brushed their teeth, etc. This IS about advertising GFE and then not providing that service to ANYONE.
So let’s come up with a definition of what a GFE really means, and then instead of asking a provider if she is GFE, we'll just send her our list before the appointment and ask her to confirm the same.
Here is the list:
A GFE:
She PMs/emails or texts me shortly before my time to tell me "I'm looking forward to seeing you. I'm ready and waiting!"
A warm embrace and kiss when I walk in.
Soft chatting and inquiring about "me" and how I am.
Doesn't talk about "her" past boyfriends or car troubles or other clients.
Doesn't check text messages.
Turns cellphone to silent (and doesn’t check text msgs).
She brings me water before I ask.
She removes my clothes from me.
She allows me to remove her clothes if I desire.
She says, "lay down and relax."
She pampers me.
She massages me without asking.
She allows DFK, and kisses back with enthusiasm.
She initiates service and goes for it.
She goes down on Mr. Johnson BB, with a smile on her face like "Oh boy I can't wait to taste him!"
She cums when I DATY, maybe twice.
She tells me to fuck her.
She says "don't stop"
She says "Yes, just like that"
She 'gets me there', knowing it might take a little longer now that I'm older.
She's patient.
She enjoys me cumming anywhere I want and smiles.
She cleans me up.
She's not in a hurry to get out of bed.
She lays there next to me for awhile.
If I'm up for round two, she's game.
She takes me to the shower.
She dries me off and gets me dressed.
She says thanks and says she enjoyed it.
Never asks for the money. She knows I will give her the fee. When she gets it, doesn't count it in front of me.
As I'm leaving, I get a soft kiss on the lips, not just a weak 1 second hug.
She PMs/emails or texts me the next day and says "I enjoyed our time together so much. Can't wait for you to have time for me again"
Can we all agree that this is the definition of the top of the line GFE service?