Giant Cock needs a wet home tonight.

There's nothing like a wet room to keep a huge cock happy.

I'm available.

Ignore the Rover's ThreAD. He's a newbie haz been.

Ha ! This clown is a midget dicked wanna be. Be sure to take the Metal challenge and then let Rover take over !!! That is if you want actual satisfaction ? Don't be fooled by this early bird , he will only give you a worm!

Nice try Rover.

A newbie wannabe.

I've already gotten 5 PMs in 10 minutes. They all know me.


Good luck to you Rover, little puppy dawg.

Sorry Sire , an education is king in my world. So you will please take note my handle is The Rover : a wanderer , roamer , traveler , there is no dog coming to you here.

From what I understand two big cocks are far better than one sire !


sorry ass imitators need not apply !

Well, then, perhaps we should join forces! I mean, a threat is a ThreAD, no mater how it's used...

Ha ! This clown is a midget dicked wanna be. Be sure to take the Metal challenge and then let Rover take over !!! That is if you want actual satisfaction ? Don't be fooled by this early bird , he will only give you a worm! Originally Posted by The Rover

What is the metal challenge?

What is the metal challenge? Originally Posted by Absolutely

That means he has trouble remembering the words to Smoke On The Water

What is the metal challenge? Originally Posted by Absolutely

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You clowns better hope the King doesn't run a special and steal all the babes.

Forget the Metal challenge, It's time for a Royal Bang

Why dont you just buy your rooster a little swimming pool? I use to keep mine in the tub

Ignore all these posers. Ladies, I have five... no wait, FOUR open bookings. What would you get for that?

I will drape you in the finest black silks. I will travel to the finest Asian nations to attain this silk. Then, I will run my fingers through your hair. I will caress your body slowly and whisper in your ear while I do so. I will tell you such things as, "You are the most beautiful woman in the world" and "Your skin is like the most expensive Swiss chocolate money can buy" and "Your eyes are like windows to paradise," and other romantic things that will make you tremble with desire.

I will hit you doggy-style.

All you have to do is tell me what to do and when to stop. And I promise, you will not want it to stop until the break of dawn.

Bring your body to me now, and I will show you a night of love that you have never known. I will take you to a level that no lover could ever take you. We will be in the atmosphere. I will take you higher and higher, to heaven and even further. We will be love astronauts, colonizing other planets with our passion. We will bump to Jupiter. Grind to Pluto.

Damn.

The next morning, I will cook breakfast for you. I will fry up several eggs, each in a different style for you to choose from. There will be scrambled eggs, fried eggs, boiled eggs, baked eggs and even egg sandwiches. There will be a smorgasbord of taste sensations for your tender lips to enjoy.

I will then pick a beautiful red rose from outside the bedroom window and put it in an elegant glass vase upon your food tray. The tray will be only the finest food tray from the far reaches of the earth.

I will also serve cereal.

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Nice try Q , I believe there might be a reason for four openings in your schedule . Sorry hate to be the bearer of bad news , don't shoot the messenger . Seriously don't !

FOUR. Not five, FOUR. Remember ladies, one of us can count! To FOUR!

Ladies this man seems to be a bit incoherent , I think he's already started drinking . LOL ! I'm not sure you'll be safe with him . IJS

I am *hic* going to report you to the mods for trying to mess with my business. Ladies ignore this one he's all drama and also I heard once he did a bait and switch and Homer showed up instead asking for a sandwich. You should stick with *reliable* local providohobbyists! *hic* Thanks and play safe!