Nah, I'm just fucking with you.
But I was thinking (every few years I do that): With so many farewell threads clogging up Coed, maybe we should devote a forum entirely to the long goodbyes.
What could we call such a forum? Here are my ideas. Please add your own. Or don't. I don't care. I just can't take it anymore and I'm leaving anyway. Nah, I'm just fucking with you again.
Possible Names for a Goodbye, ECCIE Forum
"Goodbye, Cruel Hobby World"
"Post Things Here You'll Regret Saying Later"
"Posts by Those Who Lost Their Money, Their Wife, and Soon Their Computer Due to Their Sex Addiction"
"Mostly Retirement Threads by tiggold, But a Few by Others"