What are a redneck's last words?

"Hey everybody, watch this!"

At least that's what the answer to the joke used to be.

Apparently, however, "Fuck the alligators" is an acceptable alternative answer:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2281325

Clearly, the front-running contender for the 2015 Darwin Award.

"Hey everybody, watch this!"

At least that's what the answer to the joke used to be.

Apparently, however, "Fuck the alligators" is an acceptable alternative answer:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2281325

Clearly, the front-running contender for the 2015 Darwin Award. Originally Posted by ExNYer

Apparently, he shouldn't have tried to kick the alligator's tail with his bare fists.

While on the subject, has anyone seen or heard from DSKIdiot, errrr JLIdiot lately?

He was last seen at Love Field...

He was last seen getting Bubba's love in the field... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

FTFY

Somebody in another thread got it right with "Hey, hold my beer."

You know how those St Louis rednecks are...

Any thing like you dixiekrouts?