Encounter: Shitty time with the Ass Queen

Date: 7/24/2019
Name: Ass Queen
User ID:: Not on here
Phone: 2144897805
Email Address: I don’t know
URL / Website: https://escortalligator.com.dallas.l...4714/ass/queen
City: Mesquite
State: Texas
Address: 635/Military Parkway
Activities: QV
Hair Length and Color: Go see her pics
Age: 40+
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Click the link above
Recommendation: No

Best. Review. Ever.

I had seen her ad and wondered. Now I no it's a no go. Thanks for TOFTT

Bring your own covers and a Fleet.[/PRIVATE]


Best pun title of the year.

holy CRAP

So many puns. Love it!

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

That sounded like a hardcore fetish. She should have charged you extra.
Now all the German Shiza fans will be all over her.
LOL

Best. Review. Ever.

Originally Posted by slubby

+1

LMFAO!!!

HOLY SHIT!!

jesus christ son

OMFG I almost just lost my dinner.

Good Review
You just made her one busy turd
No shit

Every time I think I've seen the bottom of the well.

You far exceeded in more ways than one.