Oinkboy Has a Theme Song! Sing It Loud, Sing It Proud, Asswipe!

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon

Bravo! The legend of Asswipe the pig grows! Like his porkbelly does when he swallows gallons of cum on Splash Days!!!!!!

Little piggie!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASNICKOINK!!!!!

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon


Originally Posted by lustylad

Just in case the Pig has LL on ignore.

He is quite the swine to get his own song about being a pig.

He is quite the swine to get his own song about being a pig. Originally Posted by DSK

Yeah, how many flthy pigs can say Lennon and McCartney immortalized them? Although to be fair, I think it's about his family too. Asswipe hasn't worn a "starched white shirt" since they cancelled his bar mitzvah.

Yeah, how many flthy pigs can say Lennon and McCartney immortalized them? Although to be fair, I think it's about his family too. Asswipe hasn't worn a "starched white shirt" since they cancelled his bar mitzvah. Originally Posted by lustylad

They sure did cancel his bar mitzvah. They kicked him out of the tribe altogether. It was a unanimous vote. No way they would claim the pig as one of their own.

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon


Originally Posted by lustylad

dude that's totally hilarious. i'd completely forgotten the Beatles did that song. haven't heard it in years

oink oink piggy

Hey Asswipe, here's a nice pile of shit you can wallow in!


http://www.heavy-r.com/video/222423/Scat_Dildo_Time/
Woo pig sooie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I suppose you fellas want a picture of my junk for your clubhouse!

HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaaa!

I suppose you fellas want a picture of my junk for your clubhouse!

HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaaa! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

This is it here right? Hahahahahah................... . Did wombraider help you pose for the picture?

Jim

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon


Originally Posted by lustylad

Bump! Little piggies, sucking piggie cock!

You got more chins than a Chinese phonebook, Lardass! You look strangely, hmmm, BULGARIAN!

You got more chins than a Chinese phonebook, Lardass! You look strangely, hmmm, BULGARIAN!

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I didn't know you had a mustache. I guess it's your cum saver. Oink oink you piggie!

BUMP for Asswipe and his little piggies!

(Sing chorus)

The world is full with lots of piggies!