Slang term for having Sex? What's ur funniest?

Since I used the term "Boom Boom" in chat and was kind of made fun of.....I thought i would find out what other cute and funny terms for having sex are out there.

My list:


Mattress Dancing
Horizontal mambo
the original "boom boom"

Let's see what you've got!!
I still remember an episode from the old TV show Moonlighting...

Cybil Shepard chastises Bruce Willis for using the term "Boink". And he responds with...


Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink!!!

I've been kinda partial to that term ever since.

the 'BONE DANCE"
never 2 old's Avatar
Adult Fun, Play Time, Putting the Hot Dog in A Bun, Doing the Deed !!!!!!!!
"Making Whoopie"
Thank you, Michelle Pfeiffer, from The Fabulous Baker Boys.
Also:
Bury the bishop
Choke the chicken
Hide the salami
Chica Chaser's Avatar
Poke ----Lonesome Dove
I am not sure "choke the chicken" should count
I typically stick to the old standby myself "let's fuck"
RickForFun's Avatar
Lay some pipe
Feed the puss
knock boots
Lock boots
Bury the bone
Brighid's Avatar
making the beast with two backs
Doing THE DO
Tappin The Kat
Do the nasty, getting dicked down, freaking, getting some booty, screwed, get down and dirty, tap that ass, getting it on, twerk something, put out, Give you the business...

<3,

Miss Dreams
NiceGuy53's Avatar
Tube snake boogie
muffin stuffin
pokies
butter the biscuit
hump & pump
ice the kakes